I don’t particularly dislike anyone or even try to ignore people, i just never know what to say and live in a cavern of insecurity
(Source: witchcitybitch, via empartridge)
this is the most horrific thing ive ever seen pleas estop make it stOP because what if the escalator was going down and you were on it and you had to run for dear life but it was like short circuiting so it was going faster and it just throws you into them
oh i thought you were going to say ‘please stop keeping sharks in such cruel conditions’
(Source: brink182)
this lizard enjoys wearing cowboy boots.
I’M DYING
(Source: swagalaggin)
I am really impressed with how grotesquely wide my shoulders and back are
if I was born a man I would be the greatest football player that ever lived
alas i am just a disgustingly unattractive and masculine girl
(via theanimalblog)
hey recommend me movies that you would watch on a sad day
ahaha i don’t even watch movies on a sad day i don’t know i usually watch the dumbest shittiest movies like About A Boy idk but i prefer to watch just really dark and desolate movies when i’m upset
campaign to stop putting raisins in food
campaign to bring down raisin haters through violent protest and hostage taking
(via sexyresults)
I feel really uneasy and anxious so I tried meditating but my lower back really hurts when I lie down so I ended up using 30 minutes of the 40 minute guided meditation doing weird stretches and poses ala the cat lady from A Clockwork Orange to try to make my back feel better
Ugh it’s just an ugly day today not a good day nope
What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover
(via kimbbearrrrrrrr)
